Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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