So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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