when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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