Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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