oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
one might say we're banned from that church
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
everyone is single if you try hard enough
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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