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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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