So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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