remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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