Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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