Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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