i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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