I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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