if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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