...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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