Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My brain says no but my pants say off.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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