You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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