some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
