he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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