I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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