dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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