Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
