Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
