I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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