white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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