I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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