I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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