Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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