I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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