No stitches, just platelets and will power
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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