And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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