we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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