Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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