Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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