Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
operation have a gay friend backfired
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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