Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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