Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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