I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
