You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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