Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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