Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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