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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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