Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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