Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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