Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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