when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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