we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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