I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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