yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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