I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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