Do vagina's smell?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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