what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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