Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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