I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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